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song of the night
🎵 official soundtrack
Karol G — Bby Wow
The song of last night. Officially certified.
now for the important part
diagnostic module v1.0
Simi, the World Famous
Simi, the World Famous
Hangover Recovery App
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✓
Sorry, but you're a little too much
We swapped roses, but that text last night was weird and I have to move on. Please don't text me or be weird.
🤔
✓
Chill out, I'm still processing
Don't delete my number just yet — but also don't blow me up. Results are pending. Don't bug me.
🌊
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Maybe
I'm interested, last night was engaging — but I can't guarantee anything. You have my attention though.
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Completely enchanted
I'm absolutely down to go out or hang out — despite us meeting at the bars.
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Short-term engagement only
Completely valid. We operate in all markets. Terms and conditions may apply.
💬 None of the above resonate?
We appreciate the feedback — all thoughts go into how we can make a more positive user experience for our Simi customers.
The data that inspired the Simi App
the research
📊 relationship science module
What the Data Actually Says
Sourced from peer-reviewed research. Interact with the sliders to explore the numbers.
20.7%
of couples met at a bar, club or restaurant
HCMST, Stanford · n=4,002
69%
had a serious relationship from it
Vision Critical · n=2,000
36%
of those relationships ended in marriage
Greene King Study · 2014
Where Couples Meet — Distribution
HCMST · Wave I · 2009
Drag the slider to explore what share of couples met via each venue. Bar meeting has remained consistently top-3 for four decades.
Outcome by Meeting Venue
Vision Critical · n=2,000
Slide to compare relationship outcomes across different meeting contexts. Numbers are population-weighted percentages.
The 51% Effect
Perception vs. Outcome
51% of people believe where they meet affects relationship success. Slide to see how that belief gap plays out against actual outcomes.
while you're here
🎮 Simi arcade
Here's a game to help pass the time
Catch the good stuff. Dodge the bad stuff.
You know the drill. Unless you don't drink
Recovering
nice and slow
Functional
medium chaos
Send Help
pure suffering
score
0
🌿 Recovering
0:00
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Ready? LOL
Catch the good stuff 🍵💧🍓💊
Dodge the bad stuff 🥃🍷🍺📱
The 3am phone is -25 pts. Obviously.
Dodge the bad stuff 🥃🍷🍺📱
The 3am phone is -25 pts. Obviously.
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Game Over
